FAQs

There are so many customers asking for special requests for us to reconsider something which is already stated here that we won't do. Only to have the customer waste our time as they never follow through with the booking. So, if you have any special request for something which is covered and stated that we don't do, but you'd like us to reconsider it then you will have to become a VIP before we can even spend time thinking about it. The answer will probably still be no, but we won't even think about it if you are not a VIP.

Just complete the Booking Request Form on my Contact / Booking page. You are welcome to email me to ask questions but most all questions can be answered simply by looking around this site. A Booking Form will be required when you are ready to arrange a meeting so often much faster to just find answers to your questions at this site, submit a Booking Request form and wait for confirmation rather than email and wait for answers and then have to send a Booking Request Form in anyway.

We are ok seeing anyone of any age from 21 - 90.

We are ok with anyone as long as they are nice. If you promise not to discriminate against us because we are Asian, we won't discriminate against you as long as you are nice.

Can you have our phone number, contact us on Line, WhatsApp, FaceBook, WeChat, etc... A very common annoying question from clients usually in the +91 country code, but sometimes others. Just don't until AFTER we've meet. Most clients are ok with this policy but a few, especially those clients from India in particular seem to want to insist on our phone number before we've even met although we have very clear rules about this. Below are the reasons again.

1. we might be busy with another client and we don't want our phone ringing when we are with another client. I'm sure you wouldn't want our phone constantly ringing or us talking to other men when we are with you so we hope you can understand.
2. We don't like our phones ringing when we are sleeping. When we sleep, we like to sleep and not be constantly interrupted. When we are at home we often leave our phone on when we sleep so the others can contact us about very important things and we prefer to only be awaken by those important calls and not just someone wanting to talk. Email is much better as we can answer when we have time.
3. We try to avoid phone conversations as it can lead to confusion I thought you said XYZ on the phone. We seldomly have communication problems like other escorts because we try to avoid phone talks. Email is much better for avoiding confusion as we can refer back to email to see exactly what was said and what we agreed upon. It's much safer for you!
4. Most clients insisting upon our phone numbers only want to try to impress us with their negotiating skills as they try to negotiate our rates down. This seems most true about many clients from India. Some like to try to negotiate any rate which we guess is a cultural thing. rates are our rates. We won't accept less and also won't ask for tips after. If our rates are too high for you, just contact someone else.
5. There is NO need for discussions via phone or other platforms as there is plenty of information about us here at this site, we can answer any additional questions via email, and when you are ready to schedule a date just complete the Booking Request Form. It's that simple--don't try to make this more complicated.
6. Just discovered another reason why not to avoid giving phone numbers. I'll summarize as the story is more complex and would take too long to explain in complete detail. Recently a client requested Aee's phone number. He'd met her before and was talking about maybe sponsoring her so her phone number was provided. The guy's wife got ahold of his phone and proceeded to send threatening messages. Then a very threatening message from him as he thought Aee must have said something to his wife which she "hadn't". He then apologies from both him and his wife as he realized it was his wife that got ahold of Aee's number from his phone and was bothering her and Aee had said nothing to his wife.
   
   Silly drama like this isn't needed so Aee cuts off all communication with him. It's just not worth the drama. Unfortunately, it didn't end there even though she cut off all communication with him. They used the phone number to get Aee's FaceBook information and they've been harassing her friends and family on FaceBook who didn't know she was doing this type of work. One of those friends on FaceBook was a guy who had scheduled to arrive in Thailand in a few months to marry Aee. She was working to earn money to take care of herself until he arrived and then she was to retire from this type of work. As you can see from her profile, she's still available as that wedding was called off. Not only that, but because of all the drama, Aee had to stop working and remove her profile for a few months which resulted in zero income and her inability to take care of herself financially.

As you can see, phone numbers can lead to lots of problems. Email is preferred. Also no Skype, WhatsApp, Line, Tango, Facebook, WeChat, etc. It's better for all of us if we keep the communicating to just email. Many of the problems other escorts have, we don't have because we have many simple rules like this in place which help avoid problems before they happen. During the first meeting, if we feel comfortable enough and "want" to give you additional contact information then we might.

No, a deposit is usually not required if booking us for less than 1 day. A deposit is required for bookings of 1 day or more.

A 10% advance deposit is required for bookings longer than 24 hours. Deposits are returned at the booking so you can just deduct it off the total rate. Only if the girl cancels is the deposit refundable. Deposits are not refundable if you cancel--that'd defeat the purpose of a deposit.

If you require us to travel to another town to meet you, or if you want us to meet you at the airport, or meet you at your hotel WITHOUT us first verifying your name or room #, or a meeting time after 12:00 midnight or some other very unusual situations we might require you to become a VIP client. Click the VIP Program link for information about that.

1,000 baht discount available when booking the same girl 2 or more times. Other than that, we never discount rates for new clients. It wouldn't be fair for other clients who are happy to pay full rates. Please do not ask for discounts if you are a new client as it's annoying. So annoying in fact that we will now add an additional 500 baht additional fee to our rates each time you ask for a discount. If you can't afford our rates or just think we are not worth the rates we are asking, then save both of us time and just select another escort from another site.

Can I see you on webcam to make sure you are real and look like your pictures? No, we are too busy for all that. We have A LOT of pictures on our Photos page and they are recent. Never had anyone say we didn't look like our pictures. Most say we look better. Other sites are different we know, but don't worry about that problem here.

We do not send extra or custom pictures for new clients. We have many on our Photos page already and we try to update as often as possible with enough pictures to give clients that want to book us a good idea of what we look like.

More pictures are available inside our VIP area which you can join and the fee you pay to join is refunded when we meet so you have nothing to lose. This will get you access to our VIP pictures and then we also might be willing to do some custom pictures which we will add to the VIP area for you since you are a VIP.

Reason is there are so many picture collectors that would request custom pictures just for their collection without any intent in scheduling us.

Yes, we get tested frequently and you can check our Stats page for the exact date of our last test.

See our Stats page under the English section we keep updated about our ability to speak and understand English.

There are 2 reasons why some clients prefer not to complete our booking form. One reason is security concerns. Be aware, our booking form is secure with bank industry strength SSL / https encryption so it's A LOT safer than attempting to give us your booking information over an insecure phone line or another way. The information is not stored or entered into anything from the form--it's simply checked, processed, and emailed to our secure email account.

The second reason is privacy concerns. If this is your concern then it's really weird that you are wanting to spend some intimate time with us yet not comfortable providing information to help us feel comfortable meeting you. More times than not, those overly concerned about their privacy have something to hide which if we knew, we wouldn't want to meet them. It's a warning sign. Even without the booking form, we will require you to send your complete and correct name before we leave to travel to your hotel. We will call the hotel to check ALL bookings from new clients as unfortunately there are a lot of weird people with too much times on their hands that send in fake booking requests and usually most of them will insist on NOT completing the booking form as they fear the form will help reveal them.

Countless hours have gone into designing and tweaking our booking form. It's specifically designed to (1) greatly reduce errors, (2) significantly descrease our time processing and formatting the information, and (3) increase our safety.

As such, unless you are one of our VIP clients (a past client or one that has paid a 3,000 deposit to join the VIP Program) we may not allow you to make a booking without completing the form, or we may request an additional 1,000 baht fee to be paid in advance if you would like to meet us without completing the booking form.

The booking form helps ensure there are no mistakes or misunderstandings, and of course really speed up the time it takes us to process the information. We don't have the high number of problems with bookings as others have partly because the booking form helps make sure we have all the information needed, everything is very clearly understood by the client and by us, and the form searches a database of bad clients to warn us as well as looks for known markers that indicate the increased likelihood of a potential problem.

If you are asking this it's simply because you didn't read carefully. There is NO User Name for our Private Picture Gallery or Private Blog with Pictures which is what we told you would have given you a password upon your request. If you haven't requested access to our Private galleries, just contact us. As you can see from the image below, there are 3 types of galleries show there. All 3 of these are free to access, but you will need a password for 2 of them.

1) Public Picture Gallery: This is at the very top of the Photo's page. Simply click the large read button labeled Access Gallery to access this gallery. You can also click the Gear icon to get different options for how the pictures are to be displayed. No user name or password needed.

2) Private Picture Gallery: This will require a password. Contact us to request that. Simply ask us and we will send you this for free. When you have the password, simply click the large red Access Gallery button and it will display an area for you to enter the password. Enter the password and hit the green Login button to login and access the Private Galleries.

3) Private Blog with Pictures: You access this area the same way you access the Private Picture Gallery. They will be displayed on the same page once you enter your password and login.

4) VIP Picture Gallery: There is a 4th gallery type not mentioned which you can find a link at the bottom of this page. It is marked VIP & Past Client Login. You must be a VIP client or a past client to access these. See the VIP Program page for information about becoming a VIP, and if you are a past client just email us to request access to this. This will require a unique User Name & Password to access.

We prefer to travel only to meet clients that we have seen before or one of our friends has at least seen, but it might be possible to arrange for us to travel if you are a new client. Contact us to inquire about this.

Yes, we are usually happy to meet with disabled clients but please make sure to let us know about your disability when booking time with us and before we arrive so we can be prepared.

We are fully independent. We are friends with the girls at MyThaiTourGuide. Like them, we don't work for anyone. We are a cooperative of independent friends NOT an agency. No boss, no pimps, no gang leader, no boyfriend taking our money.

VIP clients are preferred and we would prefer to limit to just VIPs, but we might accept your booking request if you are not a VIP as long as you agree to the following.

If you cancel for ANY REASON, there will be a 1,000 baht cancelation fee (per girl and also per day if you booked multiple days) if you cancel anytime between 3 months and 1 day prior to the meeting, plus an additional 1,000 baht if less than 24 hours before the meeting--even if you just sent the form in a few minutes ago. Also be aware that if the we shows up and for ANY REASON you change your mind, there will be the same 1,000 baht cancelation fee, plus 1,000 baht for less than 24 hour notice (total 2,000 baht per girl) and please just give that to the us before we leave. These cancelations fees are due immediately upon your cancelation and can not be paid when you re-book as you won't be allowed to re-book if this hadn't been paid so please be prepared to pay when you cancel.

Don't forget to send your room # after you've checked into your hotel as we won't leave our home until we receive that and we will take it as a cancelation if you don't send--thus requiring a 1,000 baht cancelation fee, plus 1,000 baht for less than 24 hours (total 2,000 baht per girl). You are encouraged to join our VIP Program if you'd like to avoid these cancelation fees as VIPs are exempt from cancelation fees (unless we already started traveling to meet you as once we leave our room then a cancelation fee must be paid if you cancel).

Failure to pay the cancelation fee gets you listed at BadJohnsList.com and banned from using our services and the services of many others. No advance notice will be giving before we list you there and being listed is guaranteed if you don't pay the cancelation fee. we have had others ask Why didn't you tell me when they discovered they were listed there. we make it very clear and we don't have time to keep repeating this so just know.

If you are not ok with all of this, it's ok, we understand. It's very simple, DO NOT book or DO NOT cancel or join the VIP Program to exempt yourself from much of this. Simple.

If we have been together for more than 15 minutes or if we've already had sex then just adjust the rate for the appropriate time according to our Rates page (0 - 60 minutes or 0 - 90 minutes or 0 - 2 hours which ever is the lowest listed on the Rates page that fits the time). You can always shorten meetings if you scheduled longer and change your mind once we are there. Otherwise, if it's less than 15 minutes and we haven't had sex yet and you want to cancel the entire booking then keep reading below...

VIP clients are preferred and we would prefer to limit to just VIPs, but we might accept your booking request if you are not a VIP as long as you agree to the following.

If you cancel for ANY REASON, there will be a 1,000 baht cancelation fee (per girl and also per day if you booked multiple days) if you cancel anytime between 3 months and 1 day prior to the meeting, plus an additional 1,000 baht if less than 24 hours before the meeting--even if you just sent the form in a few minutes ago. Also be aware that if the we shows up and for ANY REASON you change your mind, there will be the same 1,000 baht cancelation fee, plus 1,000 baht for less than 24 hour notice (total 2,000 baht per girl) and please just give that to the us before we leave. These cancelations fees are due immediately upon your cancelation and can not be paid when you re-book as you won't be allowed to re-book if this hadn't been paid so please be prepared to pay when you cancel.

Don't forget to send your room # after you've checked into your hotel as we won't leave our home until we receive that and we will take it as a cancelation if you don't send--thus requiring a 1,000 baht cancelation fee, plus 1,000 baht for less than 24 hours (total 2,000 baht per girl). You are encouraged to join our VIP Program if you'd like to avoid these cancelation fees as VIPs are exempt from cancelation fees (unless we already started traveling to meet you as once we leave our room then a cancelation fee must be paid if you cancel).

Failure to pay the cancelation fee gets you listed at BadJohnsList.com and banned from using our services and the services of many others. No advance notice will be giving before we list you there and being listed is guaranteed if you don't pay the cancelation fee. we have had others ask Why didn't you tell me when they discovered they were listed there. we make it very clear and we don't have time to keep repeating this so just know.

If you are not ok with all of this, it's ok, we understand. It's very simple, DO NOT book or DO NOT cancel or join the VIP Program to exempt yourself from much of this. Simple.

Yes we can, but since the airport is a long way away, and there is always a wait for clients to get through Customs and Immigration, we can only meet clients who are repeat clients or VIPs at the airport. If you are not a repeat client or VIP it's very simple to become a VIP. and it won't cost any more. If you are not a repeat client and don't want to become a VIP don't worry as we can simply meet at your hotel.

If are a repeat client or a VIP, then yes we can meet you at the airport. It's best to just get a taxi from there so we don't have to have a car waiting for a long time and taxis are very easy to get and we can show you how to arrange that, but if you really want then yes we can arrange a car to pick you up although getting a taxi is a much easier option and will be less expensive.

When we arrive at your hotel, we will go to the front desk and have them call you. Therefore, we will need your correct first and last name and your room #. They won't put the call through unless we have all of that correct and unless you are a VIP client, we won't come to the hotel without your correct full name and room # as we will check before coming. Unfortunately, people do put in fake booking requests so we have to check all before going.

Even if you are a VIP, be aware that most hotels will NOT allow guests up to the rooms unless accompanied by someone staying there. It's just usually not possible and it gets confusing and risky if we try sneaking up to your room so just assume that we will check with front desk and call your room for you to come down and get us. If you prefer another method of meeting you MUST mention that in the Message area of our Booking Request form NOT email instructions after completing it. It's just too confusing to make adjustments later that weren't agreed to at the time you sent the Booking Request form in. Where and how we are meeting is also something we will take into consideration when deciding if we will accept your Booking Request so anything other than our normal procedure must be requested on the Booking Request form. So DO NOT send alternative meeting plans (like...just come up to my room without stopping at front desk) when we are already on our way to your hotel or any time after you've send in the Booking Request form as it just leads to confusion and problems if you didn't originally request it on the Booking Request form.

Payment is due for the first day within 10 minutes of meeting. Please have payment ready without us having to ask. Some people prefer to send us payment prior to meeting and that's ok, but not required and also not recommended since you might not know us yet. We have methods to accept payments in advance so ask if interested. Some people also like paying us complete payment for all days on the first day when we are planning to stay more than one day together and that is ok, and common, but again not required.

It's possible, but there are many currency exchanges, banks, and ATMs all over Thailand. Make sure to let me know when booking if you plan to pay in a foreign currency so we can let you know if ok. We also can accept PayPal and bank transfer, but only if paid in advance as these often take longer to arrive in our account after being sent.

Yes for sex! Safer for all of us if we practice safe sex. We won't even agree to see you if you tell us you don't like to use condoms or ask us if we can try without a condom. We would be dead long ago if we had been allowing sex without a condom.

We don't put limits on the amount of times we can have sex. We believe in doing what comes naturally instead of listing a long list of rules. The nicer you are to us, the better we will get along, and the more we will desire to have sex again and again if you want and maybe even try some new things. If you are an asshole, then we probably won't let you have sex at all. So it's unlimited shots as long as we are able.

Please see our Services page for a detailed list of everything we do and also everything we don't do. You can also check our Friends on our Other Escorts page here.

See our Services & Rates page for a complete list of everything we do.

Yes, we are ok with casual pictures usually but please make sure ask first and not assume. Casual means no naked or sexual pictures, but you can always ask when we are together. Don't forget to email us copies later.

Please no hidden / covert cameras. If you must have covert cameras for security reasons, you MUST inform us of their locations and they are not to be pointed towards the bed. Failure to notify us about any covert cameras will be assumed to mean that you intended to take prohibited videos of us which is a very serious matter.

We do not expect any tips and will never ask you for tips. Some clients do decide to take us shopping or provide us a tip afterwards and we probably won't say no if you insist, but that's completely your decision and you will never hear us asking for that nor will we expect it. The rates you pay is enough for us. We know it can get annoying continually being begged for more money than you originally agreed to pay. We hear many escorts do that, but don't worry as you won't have that from us. The only thing you are expected to pay is our fee which is clearly listed on our Rates page, and any reasonable expenses while we are together like eating, taxis when we are going places together, drinks, etc--reasonable expenses. Taxi or airfare if you want us to travel from another town to see you, but obviously not if we are in the same town.